Halloween: The Shape's Prayer

This was originally a throwaway joke I made on IRC, but I decided to preserve it in case it gives anyone a quick giggle. Just a satirical re-write of the Lord's Prayer themed around the silly Cult of Thorn timeline, wherein it was revealed that The Shape's sinister sister-stabbing shenanigans stemmed from him being possessed by an ancient demon named Thorn who was worshipped and abetted by a secret cult.

Obligatory and incredibly obvious disclaimer: This is goofy joke and not meant to be an attack on Christianity nor a serious declaration of worship for Michael Myers.

Our Father, who art in Haddonfield
Halloween thy name
Thy kitchen knife come
Thy kills be done
On Earth, as it is in Hell
Give us this day, our daily dead
And deliver us our deaths
As we kill our debtors
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us towards evil
For Samhain is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory
Forever