I sincerely commend you for putting together such a masterfully crafted story! I was genuinely entertained the whole way through each of the three times I read it. I love the little details such as the two times you included the Presidential portraits in the story. LBJ seemed like the perfect President to use for this story considering all of his utterly insane real life antics, and despite how over the top you were at times, it never felt entirely unbelievable.

I laughed at the part where LBJ revealed that his grandmother gagged her baby with a dirty diaper, as well as when LBJ followed up on asking how many of John's victims were fucking with him by asking how many of them were fucking him.

My favourite two parts were JK's long nihilistic rant, and his whole "Everyone knows that an emperor is no different than a peasant in the grand scheme of things" rant, which are incidentally both attitudes that I agree with entirely. The most successful and happy person in human history and the most destitute and miserable person in human history essentially become the same thing and disappear from memory and record in less than a cosmic eyeblink.

A few potential errors that I noticed: "They often become absorbed the grand narrative" (I assume you meant "absorbed by"), and "Finding one's own meaningless" (I think you might've meant something like "one's own lot in life", but I might be wrong there and it might be correct...)

Finally, I want to say that I LOVE the colour scheme on this page, and that I assume the multiple mentions of a hole in someone's heart were an intentional nod to your name. (: