THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE GET ON IRC FOUNDATION.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, YOU STAND ACCUSED OF NOT BEING ON IRC, THUS MAKING YOUR FRENS VERY SAD AND LONELY. YOU ARE HEREBY INSTRUCTED TO REPORT TO IRC FORTHWITH IN ORDER TO RECTIFY THIS GRIEVOUS SITUATION
HELPFUL GETTING ON IRC STEPS:
- GET AN IRC CLIENT (IRSSI, HEXCHAT, PIDGIN, MIRC, ETC ARE ALL POPULAR OPTIONS)
- OPEN IT
- CONNECT TO IRC.KOSHKA.LOVE (/connect irc.koshka.love)
- JOIN # AND #SPEAKEZ (/join # , /join #speakez)
- YOU'RE ON IRC!!!
- REMAIN ON IRC
BENEFITS OF GETTING ON IRC:
- ABILITY TO TALK TO YOUR FRENS
- IMPROVED TYPING/READING SKILLS
- ENLIGHTENMENT
- WHITER TEETH
- REVERSAL OF ANY AND ALL BALDING
- IMMORTALITY
SCIENTIFIC TRIALS TO PROVE VERACITY OF BENEFITS OTHER THAN #1 AND #2 ARE STILL PENDING
IT IS 2022, I AM ON IRC, AND I AM HAPPY
THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GET ON IRC FOUNDATION. YOU MAY CONTEST IT BY GETTING ON IRC AND JOINING # , THE UNOFFICIAL HEADQUARTERS OF THE FOUNDATION.
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